43 Reviews in 86 Seconds!

Recommended:

Crazy Heart - Jeff Bridges can do no wrong. It's about time he got that Oscar.
17 Again - I have to admit I liked it. Zac Efron and Matthew Perry are fun to watch.
Ed Wood - Tim Burton's masterpiece.
Alice in Wonderland 3-D - Highly entertaining. Burton's re-imagining of the tale is most clever.
Marley & Me - I'm still crying.
Temple Grandin - In this stellar, made for HBO biopic, Claire Danes is virtually unrecognizable in this role of a lifetime.
Milk - Sean Penn never ceases to amaze.
The Box - Intriguing
Law Abiding Citizen - A blast of a revenge film.
Sherlock Holmes - Robert Downey Jr. - Thank God he's still alive!
Hot Tub Time Machine - Hahahahahaha - "What color is Michael Jackson?"
The Incredibles - First time I finally got around to seeing it - Why'd I wait so long?
Rumor Has It... - Rob Reiner returns to form - His best since The American President.
The Descent - some scary shit.
Train - Better than Hostel. Nice to see Thora Birch again.
Up In The Air - Great Stuff!
Date Night - Good Times!
Iron Man 2 - Great Fun!
Daybreakers - Cool Flick!
It's Complicated - A lot of fun for an old folks movie.
Precious - Great acting! Great writing! Great direction! Bravo!
Zombieland - not for all tastes. If you don't like Jesse Eisenberg, don't bother.
The Messenger - So proud of the Woody!
Orphan - Evil children are always a hoot! (Also see The Bad Seed and The Good Son!)
Away We Go - A fantastically written gem! I'll read or watch anything written by Dave Eggers! I must see Where The Wild Things Are soon!
Grey Gardens - Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore give this true story terrific life and big heart.
Observe and Report - One of those braindead, hysterical comedies I love so much.
Stop Making Sense The Talking Heads - You may ask yourself...why you've never seen this amazing concert film, or why you haven't seen it in a long time. See It!
Marie Antoinette - I hated this movie the first time I saw it...but a second look and I'm hooked on Sofia Coppola all over again. Beautiful Film!
Star Trek (2009) Action packed in any universe!
1408 - Chilling! Freakish! Nightmare invoking! One of Cusack's best films and performances.
The Crazies - Scary & Fun!
Shutter Island - It's too late for Scorsese to hop on the surprise ending train. The only surprise here is Scorcese's judgment, although in his defense the novel was written by Dennis Lehane whose books were made into 2 superior films, "Mystic River" and "Gone Baby Gone." See it for Scorcese's direction and the magnificent location.
The Wolfman - A little slow in parts - could've been tightened up a bit, But wicked violent and great transformation scenes. Hoooooooowl!

Avoid:

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - Not scary at all.
Legion - Not my type of horror flick I guess.
Bad Lieutenant:Port of Call: New Orleans - Bad Title, Bad Idea, Bad! Bad! Lieutenant!
Edge of Darkness - For a revenge movie, it doesn't stir up much emotion. Mel's personal life is much more interesting.
Couples Retreat - Hard to believe Favreau and Vaughn wrote this script with very few laughs. It's more a vacation for actors, than a movie for audiences. (Sorry guys - Love you!)
The Last Airbender - Please let it be the last!!!!!
The Book of Eli - Who cares. Skip the movie and the book.

31 Reviews In 62 Seconds!

PERFECT GETAWAY blew chunks!
THE ROCKER is hilarious! Go Dwight! (Thanks Richie!)
JULIE & JULIA is inspiring!
I'M NOT THERE has a great soundtrack!
CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY is another classic by MOORE!
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is a chilling, haunting nightmare! Goodbye restful sleep!
WHIP IT is a rockin' good time! Tis a fine debut by Miss Barrymore! An upbeat, eclectic, rockin' soundtrack to boot!
MICHAEL JACKSON'S THIS IS IT would have been a brilliant concert... and left me wanting more...Farewell Michael!
FROST/NIXON shockingly became one of my all time favorite movie experiences...and it's about politics...go figure. But it's filmed like a power-packed boxing match! Go Opie!
THE PROPOSAL is an embarrassment to all humanity!
BLACK SHEEP is a must see New Zealand comedy-horror flick! Baahaahaahaa!
I LOVE YOU MAN is another hilarious testament to the flourishing comedy genre! It has been a phenomenal decade for The American Comedy!
TRAIN is a disturbing, disgusting horror flick starring Thora Birch! It makes Hostel look like a walk in the park! Take the bus!
BOBBY is Emilio Estevez' finest hour! Check out THE WAR AT HOME also!
THE BLIND SIDE is the perfect Sandra Bullock vehicle! Go Oscar! (sorry Michelle)2012 is an action-packed good time you should enjoy before the world ends!
LARS AND THE REAL GIRL is a lovely and sweet romance for our times! Plastic makes perfect!THE BANK JOB is a super hip, fun action comedy! I was surprised I enjoyed it so much!REVOLUTIONARY ROAD is heavy, dark and emotionally charged! These 2 crazy kids had better chances in TITANIC!
MOON is an extraordinary SAM ROCKWELL flick. Go find it and see it right now! (I'm gonna need this one back soon Phil) Hehe.
AVATAR 3-D is an astounding experiment in sensory overload! Wow!
GOOD LUCK CHUCK sucked.
CORNDOG MAN is a movie every human being should see at least once!
RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN is a fine Disney flick...if you're a dork like me. Watch for cameos by the original brother-sister team.
VALKYRIE is a fast-paced heart-thumper! I heard it sucked, especially Tom...but I disafukingree. (Got that one from Jason)
THE HURT LOCKER is a tense top 10-er war film... though THE THIN RED LINE is still my favorite.
DEPARTURES is a moving masterpiece. From Japan it is last year's best Foreign Film Oscar Winner! The soundtrack is a real tear inducing gut-buster! Yosh!
WATCHMEN is a never-ending mess!
500 DAYS OF SUMMER will have you screaming at your tv for an hour and a half, and then giving it a big hug!
THE SOLOIST is the epitome of self-awareness...as pretentious as hell. Sorry Robert! Can't wait to see ya in IRONMAN though.
FUNNY PEOPLE is just straight up funny! More comic genius from Apatow! We must all bow now!