31 Reviews In 62 Seconds!

PERFECT GETAWAY blew chunks!
THE ROCKER is hilarious! Go Dwight! (Thanks Richie!)
JULIE & JULIA is inspiring!
I'M NOT THERE has a great soundtrack!
CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY is another classic by MOORE!
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is a chilling, haunting nightmare! Goodbye restful sleep!
WHIP IT is a rockin' good time! Tis a fine debut by Miss Barrymore! An upbeat, eclectic, rockin' soundtrack to boot!
MICHAEL JACKSON'S THIS IS IT would have been a brilliant concert... and left me wanting more...Farewell Michael!
FROST/NIXON shockingly became one of my all time favorite movie experiences...and it's about politics...go figure. But it's filmed like a power-packed boxing match! Go Opie!
THE PROPOSAL is an embarrassment to all humanity!
BLACK SHEEP is a must see New Zealand comedy-horror flick! Baahaahaahaa!
I LOVE YOU MAN is another hilarious testament to the flourishing comedy genre! It has been a phenomenal decade for The American Comedy!
TRAIN is a disturbing, disgusting horror flick starring Thora Birch! It makes Hostel look like a walk in the park! Take the bus!
BOBBY is Emilio Estevez' finest hour! Check out THE WAR AT HOME also!
THE BLIND SIDE is the perfect Sandra Bullock vehicle! Go Oscar! (sorry Michelle)2012 is an action-packed good time you should enjoy before the world ends!
LARS AND THE REAL GIRL is a lovely and sweet romance for our times! Plastic makes perfect!THE BANK JOB is a super hip, fun action comedy! I was surprised I enjoyed it so much!REVOLUTIONARY ROAD is heavy, dark and emotionally charged! These 2 crazy kids had better chances in TITANIC!
MOON is an extraordinary SAM ROCKWELL flick. Go find it and see it right now! (I'm gonna need this one back soon Phil) Hehe.
AVATAR 3-D is an astounding experiment in sensory overload! Wow!
GOOD LUCK CHUCK sucked.
CORNDOG MAN is a movie every human being should see at least once!
RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN is a fine Disney flick...if you're a dork like me. Watch for cameos by the original brother-sister team.
VALKYRIE is a fast-paced heart-thumper! I heard it sucked, especially Tom...but I disafukingree. (Got that one from Jason)
THE HURT LOCKER is a tense top 10-er war film... though THE THIN RED LINE is still my favorite.
DEPARTURES is a moving masterpiece. From Japan it is last year's best Foreign Film Oscar Winner! The soundtrack is a real tear inducing gut-buster! Yosh!
WATCHMEN is a never-ending mess!
500 DAYS OF SUMMER will have you screaming at your tv for an hour and a half, and then giving it a big hug!
THE SOLOIST is the epitome of self-awareness...as pretentious as hell. Sorry Robert! Can't wait to see ya in IRONMAN though.
FUNNY PEOPLE is just straight up funny! More comic genius from Apatow! We must all bow now!